Thursday, April 11, 2013

My Son Is A Genius


My son is a genius. Ask me how I know.

Me: Elliott, how old are you turning in 10 days?
Elliott: TWO!

Me: Elliott, how many hands do you have?
Elliott: TWO!

Me: Elliott, how many kids are in our family?
Elliott: TWO!

Me: Elliott, what is 100 minus 98?
Elliott: TWO!

Me: Elliott, if you take Nory's age, and subtract your age, what do you get?
Elliott: TWO!

Me: Okay, Elliott, here is a tricky one. 10 minus 6, times 1/2 equals?
Elliott: TWO!

Yep, I expect big things from this kid ;)


2 comments:

Sue said...

math wiz in the making - takes after bOTH parents!!

Unknown said...

Yes mom, as long as you don't ask him any question with a different answer than "TWO!"